10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth