10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)