10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event