10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.