10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."