10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha