10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves