10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker is for loners.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."