10 Random Poker Quotes

Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
"If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves