10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Fold and live to fold again
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.