10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'