10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.