10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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