10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.