10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha