10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword