10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.