10 Random Poker Quotes

• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!