10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.