10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• im going to 2 out you to death
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?