10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."