10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is for loners.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth