10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "No river, no fish."
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.