10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers