10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen