10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "No river, no fish."
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm