10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22