10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders