10 Random Poker Quotes

Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
"I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
"Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves