10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Poker is for loners.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed