10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "No river, no fish."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.