10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson