10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is for loners.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.