10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Welcome to kicker school
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!