10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• It's Free To Fold...
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.