10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak