10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"