10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."