10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.