10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.