10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer