10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."