10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.