10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A