10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.