10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• im going to 2 out you to death