10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels