10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986