10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer