10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"